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Ask me anything Wed, May. 23, 2012
arc-reactor-heart-protector Asked:
I tagged you. Search my page for the eleven questions meme.

umm I’m still new to this.. is this it?

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

I don’t know… awkward question.

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

I wouldn’t say that.

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

Never. O///o

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

umm it depends. I have a strong feeling that everyone I know and love is going to leave me at some point though. 

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

I don’t know how to answer this.

6. What are you excited for?

Freedom, and getting away from my past very shortly.

7. What happened tonight?

Nothing, so far. It’s not even night, it’s late afternoon, but if I were to predict what is going to happen, I would say procrastinating on the internet instead of doing my finals.

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

This is a weird question, I don’t think anyone getting wasted is disgusting, unless they throw up all over me, then I’m disgusted. 

9. Is confidence cute?

uhh I dunno. I would want someone who is confident enough for the both of us I guess, so yes?

10. What is the last beverage you had?

Water.

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

uuuhhhhmmm I’d say three.  Jack, Jason, and Nick.

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

How embarrassing. Yes. Shhh.

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

Hopefully see my best friend.

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

Camping.

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

pffft. No.

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

Human beings are in a constant state of flux, I not only think I’ll change, I know I will. I look back on stuff I did a couple months ago and think how stupid I was.

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

Do you really have to ask? This mysterious best friend I’m always rambling on about.

18. The last time you felt broken?

All the time, but really badly a little under a year ago. Don’t wanna talk about it.

19. Have you had sex today?

Of course not. O///o why are all these about this kind of stuff?

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

Yes. *deletes rant* A lot.

21. Are you in a good mood?

Meh, apathetic, better than usual.

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

Finally a question that makes sense, YES! They are so cute!

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

I can’t remember exactly what color they were. I know they weren’t green though, thank god.

24. What do you want right this second?

Some goddamn milk and paper towels.

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

I would curl up in a ball and cry about how I’ll never be good enough, as usual.

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

I have no idea! My hair is weird and can’t make up it’s mind right now.

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

I’d date any entity who asked at this point quite honestly.

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

A meme. (wow I’m sounding cooler and cooler by the minute.)

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

COME HOME DAMMIT. *tries to fly to Jack*

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

Depends, usually. If they screw up all your chances maybe you should reconsider having them around. I’m usually very forgiving though, with the exception of one grudge which has never died over the past decade.

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

Not at all, Jeremiah is weird sometimes, but he’s one of my friends.  Hate is a strong word, why would I talk to someone I hate?

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

I don’t know, this is personal.

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

No, I gave up on all that dieting jazz a long time ago.

34. Listening to?

The TV in the background, Hoarders or something.

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

I try to only draw in pencil, writing in pencil bugs me.

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

*sigh* I have no idea, I honestly don’t like her, so I don’t care, I only kissed her because she asked.

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

Unfortunately, and the memory of such a sight never goes away,  it is burned into my eyes, so every time I close my eyes there she is, laughing at me.

38. Who did you last call?

My mom.

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

A really nice friend at a school dance, she danced with me when nobody else would.

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

Because the bitch asked me to. I wouldn’t have done it had my self esteem been any higher.

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

Last Sunday at the Tea Party.

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

No, I’m not that close to my mom. She gets weirded out if I try and pull anything cute like that.

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

My life is one big long embarrassing moment. So yes. XD

44. Do you tan in the nude?

What’s the point? No one’s going to see me anyway! *forever alone*

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

For the last time, yes. But if I were to go back in time I still wouldn’t have said no, what I need is a backbone.

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

My dog. Wow I’m so popular.

47. Who was the last person to call you?

Jack.

48. Do you sing in the shower?

Only when I’m sure nobody is home.

49. Do you dance in the car?

Only if everyone else is too.

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

Yes, in Jr. High! “Hey, lets arm these kids with lethal weapons!!” “Okay!”

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

For my ID at the beginning of the school year.

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

All of my favorite movies are musicals, so I guess I like cheesy things.

53. Is Christmas stressful?

Yes, because I don’t feel like I know any of those people, and they’re my family.

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

A what? Is this another dirty question? Wait is that a type of dog?

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

Cherry or strawberry.

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

(in no particular order) A comedian (no, not all gay girls want to be stand up comics.), a singer (pffft), an artist, a nurse, a pop star,  a playboy bunny, a director.  (not even joking)

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

Yes.

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

About as frequently as I sneeze.

59. Take a vitamin daily?

nope.

60. Wear slippers?

I like to feel a breeze on my feet, so no.

61. Wear a bath robe?

Just a towel.

62. What do you wear to bed?

Here’s a secret, if I’m alone, I sleep butt-ass nekkid. 

63. First concert?

Don’t remember.

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

Kmart.

65. Nike or Adidas?

Nike.

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

Cheetos.

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

Sunflower seeds.

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

Can’t say I know any titles..

69. Ever take dance lessons?

Does the cha cha slide count?

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

Whatever makes them happy I guess. I can’t see myself marrying anyone in the military, too painful, and I can’t see myself marrying anyone who is a cop, and I’d never marry someone who is always at work, I’m a very selfish person when it comes to my person, I want some time with them too.

71. Can you curl your tongue?

Like taco tongue? No. 

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

pfft. No.

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

A couple times.

74. What is your favorite book?

Depends on what types of things I’m reading at the moment..

75. Do you study better with or without music?

What is this “study” thing you speak of?

76. Regularly burn incense?

When I can get a hold of some.

77. Ever been in love?

blarghhhafff.

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

I dunno, a musician of some sort.

79. What was the last concert you saw?

Don’t remember, I know I’ve been to some though. Never a “real” one though.

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

Hot.

81. Tea or coffee?

Coffee please.

82. Favorite type of cookie?

ALL THE KINDS!!

83. Can you swim well?

I’d say so.

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

Can’t everybody?

85. Are you patient?

Depends on the situation.

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

Both?

87. Ever won a contest?

Yes. Don’t invite me to your baby shower unless you want to give away all your prizes to me.

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

I wish.

89. Which are better black or green olives?

Black, the green ones make me sad.

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

O///o umm do whatever you want it’s your own business?

91. Best room for a fireplace?

Living room

92. Do you want to get married?

No one wants to marry me, so I can’t answer this.

Do it





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gingerjude:

the-doctor-is-me:

ood-is-good:

partyatmoriartys:

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

slytherwhovigleek:

holdinganavocado:

thegeekinterpreter:

‘The narrow end was smeared brown as if by a single stroke, but the thick end was unused.’
Oh my god

‘My name is Katniss Everdeen’.
THANKS, MOCKINGJAY.

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”


“Perhaps it already smelled of old people’s homes.”
The fuck does that mean?

“Your best protection is to take advantage of natural obstacles that vehicles cannot cross: deep streams, ravines, or canals.”Thank you, “The Imperial Infantryman’s Uplifting Primer”

“The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumbfounded.”
…does that mean I get to have Rupert Graves?

The purpose of this bulletin board is to develop hand-eye coordination, visual discrimination, and problem-solving skills. 
Wow.

“The defendant then attempted to arrange meetings for sexual encounters, and discussed via e-mail his plans to have sex with ‘Stacie’ and ‘Lisa.’”
……
………..
THANK you, Criminal Law for the Criminal Justice Professional, for sufficiently creeping me out. 

Cut one coil of memory wire, center three spacers, two felt beads, and three spacers. -Jewelry in a Flash.

gingerjude:

the-doctor-is-me:

ood-is-good:

partyatmoriartys:

thedoctorsherlockedmyheart:

slytherwhovigleek:

holdinganavocado:

thegeekinterpreter:

‘The narrow end was smeared brown as if by a single stroke, but the thick end was unused.’

Oh my god

My name is Katniss Everdeen’.


THANKS, MOCKINGJAY.

“Peeta’s a baker’s son.”

“Perhaps it already smelled of old people’s homes.”

The fuck does that mean?

“Your best protection is to take advantage of natural obstacles that vehicles cannot cross: deep streams, ravines, or canals.”
Thank you, “The Imperial Infantryman’s Uplifting Primer”

“The intelligence with which Lestrade greeted us was so momentous and so unexpected that we were all three fairly dumbfounded.”

…does that mean I get to have Rupert Graves?

The purpose of this bulletin board is to develop hand-eye coordination, visual discrimination, and problem-solving skills. 

Wow.

“The defendant then attempted to arrange meetings for sexual encounters, and discussed via e-mail his plans to have sex with ‘Stacie’ and ‘Lisa.’”

……

………..

THANK you, Criminal Law for the Criminal Justice Professional, for sufficiently creeping me out. 

Cut one coil of memory wire, center three spacers, two felt beads, and three spacers. -Jewelry in a Flash.

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Suspicious Quotation Marks

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nuggits2:

omg the notes on this pic of me are so annoying like stop 

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